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Critic Garth Franklin of Dark Horizons called it "One of the most painfully bad comedies I've ever had to endure, and I've seen the collected works of Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, Ice Cube AND Cedric the Entertainer. Using a CGI army, Xerxes meets the 12 remaining Spartans and the war is on. "Meet the Spartans (2008) - Financial Information", "Meet the Spartans: another terrible spoof movie from the nongeniuses who brought you Date Movie and Epic Movie", "US Movie Box Office Chart Weekend of January 25, 2008", "Meet the Spartans - Bottom Line: "300" was funnier", "Obvious gags, laugh-free jokes vanquish "Spartans, "Doing Battle on the Field of Parody (Published 2008)", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spartans&oldid=1014343705, Films directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, All Wikipedia articles written in American English, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 26 March 2021, at 15:27. Meet the Spartans opened at number one at the US box office, grossing $18,505,530 over its opening weekend,[8] narrowly edging out fellow newcomer Rambo, which was briefly parodied in the credits of this film. Meet the Spartans (2008) Full Cast & Crew. A spoof of the hit movie "300," which was about the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, where a small contingent of Greeks fought a much larger Persian army. Leonidas pursues Xerxes and plays Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas. 52m. 1 in the United States. Why did you choose to wrestle at Michigan State? Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo sexually submits to Traitoro in order to persuade him to send more troops to assist Leonidas. Add time. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton (Parker), who tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. Ron Burton and Chris Kapilovic were among the first three assistants hired to Mel Tucker's new staff in 2020. You'll have to decide for yourself how good Meet The Spartans … Add scene. [10] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film a grade C- on a scale from A+ to F.[11], Variety called it "Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny, Meet the Spartans is yet another scrambled-genre parody. No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture! Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes. A year later, Dilio leads a larger Spartan force to defeat the Persians, but the blind warrior ends up going the wrong way. Share the best GIFs now >>> Meet the Spartans is a jab at the movie 300 where a few hardened soldiers hold off the mighty Persian Army by confronting them in a narrow crack called the Hot Gates. MEET THE SPARTANS was directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer and stars Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Martin Klebba, Jim Piddock, and Sean Maguire. This week freshman Skyler Crespo (Three Rivers, Michigan / Mendon High School) sat down with msuspartans.com to answer some questions. A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Story Links EAST LANSING, Mich. -- Michigan State wrestling will feature a newcomer periodically throughout the preseason in order to "Meet the Spartans" leading up to the 2020-21 season. What is the difference between the theatrical and unrated editions of "Meet the Spartans". Written by Erected in 1928, Temple Stadium was horseshoe-shaped, with the open end facing west-northwest, and built into a natural bowl. Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband. Amazing • Julia Blade. Spartans vs. Persians • Ali Dee. A spoof of 300 and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. As The Nostalgia Critic eloquently asked: "What the fuck do those two things have in common?!" Leonidas, Captain and the rest face down dancing Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes. On January 21, 2009, the film received five nominations for the 29th Golden Raspberry Awards:[17] Worst Picture (jointly with Disaster Movie), Worst Supporting Actress (Electra), Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel. When queen Margo come to dance. With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. Sure, Leonidas may have nothing more than a cape and some leather underwear to protect him from the razor-sharp swords of his … "Meet the Spartans" is trashy, crude, humorless, distasteful, and lacking any semblance of moral integrity. Meet the Spartans | 2008 | PG-13 | - 7.7.5. matt-282. Raw Dawg • John McCurry and Steve Murp. With Sean Maguire, Diedrich Bader, Kevin Sorbo, Martin Klebba, Jim Piddock, Method Man, Tony Yalda, Carmen Electra and Kenneth Davitian. Sure, Leonidas may have nothing more than a cape and some leather underwear to protect […] Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. The film stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo. The Spartan Creed. The Philadelphia Spartans would play matches at Temple Stadium, a ground situated in the West Oak Lane neighborhood of the city seating approximately 20,000 people. Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. "[9] On Metacritic it has a weighted average score of 9 out of 100, based on 11 reviews, indicating "overwhelming dislike" and being the worst received film by the directors on the site. The third, Leonidas, is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. Stay away!Can anyone verify if I got gypped? A "ruder & cruder" version was later released in the UK on August 18. Ggg-gg. The film's score by Christopher Lennertz was commended by Christian Clemmensen from Filmtracks.com, who considered it one of the biggest "guilty pleasures" of 2008.[16]. Use the HTML below. Supa Dupa Fly • Jack Amazing. Oh well. Be careful, though, the only things that go in the Main namespace are tropes and should be created through the YKTTW system. View production, box office, & company info. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Meet the Spartans. 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The critical consensus reads: "A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears (Nicole Parker), Ryan Seacrest, and the American Idol judges. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. From Wings to Parasite, here's a look back at all of the Best Picture Oscar winners in the history of the ceremony. Despite receiving extremely negative reviews, it was a box-office success, grossing $84 million on a budget of $30 million.[3]. "[15], Clark Collis of Entertainment Weekly gave it a mixed review, crediting the actors for their efforts but criticizing the script and the already dated jokes, giving it a grade C-.[7]. Aaarghh! They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly. (2008). Claire is about to get married, but her bachelorette party quickly spirals out of control. As a Bixby Spartan football player, I am relentless. You'll have to decide for yourself how good Meet The Spartans is. Critics Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel. [13][14] The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. Creator Killer: Disaster Movie was their only movie to bomb both critically and financially, and … (20th Century Fox) Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. The film grossed $38,233,676 in United States and Canada and grossed $45,787,889 internationally, adding up to a total worldwide gross of $84,021,565. I am mentally prepared for all challenges ahead. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure. Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. 211 of 366 people found this review helpful. I'm not sure if the theater missed a reel or what but I find it odd that even though I hated this film, I feel cheated by the fact that the supposed 84 min film came in at about 60 when I watched. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylae, and finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Meet the Spartans opened at No. Meet the Spartans is a jab at the movie 300 where a few hardened soldiers hold off the mighty Persian Army by confronting them in a narrow crack called the Hot Gates. video on YouTube. On Rotten Tomatoes it has an approval rating of 2% based reviews from 49 critics, with an average rating of 1.86/10. They end up in Malibu, where they knock Lindsay Lohan down as she is leaving rehab again. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Meet The Spartans animated GIFs to your conversations. I'll admit I chuckled every so ofter, but for the most part the fact that all the things being spoofed were telegraphed (Who are you monster! Directed by (2) Writing credits (2) Cast (82) Produced by (7) Music by (1) Cinematography by (1) Film Editing by (1) Casting By (2) Production Design by (1) Art Direction by (1) Set Decoration by (1) Costume Design by (1) Makeup Department (20) [3], The film received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics. A spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. Like Toby Macquire in Spider-man 3). Original title: Meet the Spartans From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. VIEWS. Summary: The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! The film dropped 60.4% in its second weekend grossing $7,336,595 expanding to 2643 theaters while ranking fourth at the box office. Meet the Spartans (2008) Soundtrack 25 Jan 2008. Film/Meet The Spartans; If you meant one of those, just click and go. Seriously the version I saw was only and hour. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain (Kevin Sorbo) informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Xerxes (Ken Davitian), impressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino. -- Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. I saw this the other day with a group of friends and I'm not sure I even saw all of it, but what I saw was enough for me to wish my $7.50 and the hour back. He states that he will finally lose his virginity while using his cell phone to take pictures. 1. The film is mainly a parody of the 2007 film 300, although it also references many other films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events of the time, in a manner similar to previous films that Friedberg and Seltzer had been involved in such as Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie. Managing to find the "Transformer Cube", Xerxes uses it in a car to become Xerxestron and shows off his powers to access the "Leave Britney Alone!" The Oracle, Ugly Betty (Crista Flanagan), reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero. "[5] Frank Scheck of The Hollywood Reporter wrote: "Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer basically reprise the tired formula from their earlier efforts, which is to throw in as many pop culture references as possible to cover up the lack of any real wit. Meet the Spartans IMDB: 2.8 By the creators of Scary Movie and Day Movie comes this parody of this sword and sandal epics. [4] The film is mainly a parody of the 2007 film 300, although it also references many other films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events of the time, in a manner similar to previous films that Friedberg and Seltzer had been involved in such as Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie. An undercover cop joins a gang of criminal street racers to get close to the LA crime kingpin. Most of the film's criticism consisted of not having many actual jokes and instead having an over-reliance on pop culture references. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Check out some the surprise hits of 2021 that caught the attention of IMDb fans and are all available to stream now. Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Add time. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The theatrical cut does not include extras but includes widescreen and full screen versions on one dual disc. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. The Bomb • Ak'Sent. We're updating our reviews to better highlight authentic stories and accurate, diverse representations. 14+ COMMON SENSE Dumb, raunchy comedy is a tired spoof attempt. I always hold myself and my peers accountable to represent the Spartans in a positive light in the community, classroom, and on the field. That's about it as far as the similarities between the two go. Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Synopsis When Xerxes, the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland. The film stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo. "[12] Jeannette Catsoulis of The New York Times gave it 1 out of 5 and wrote: "Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the team behind Meet the Spartans, prove that ridiculing other movies is much easier than making your own." The two Michigan State line coaches will help determine the Spartans' fate in 2021. Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. That's about it as far as the similarities between the two go. Catsoulis said the various audience reactions at the screening she attended summed it up best: Eewwww! Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes' demands for Sparta's submission. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Add scene. A spoof of 300 in the same vein as this teams' previous Epic Movie and Date Movie. Don't put in redirects for shows, books, etc.. Meet the Spartans Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. At the Battle of Thermopylae, the Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboa, who kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut. The Spartans developer 2020-08-26T19:22:43+00:00. For example, "Meet The Spartans" was 300 combined with Meet the Parents. Paris Hilton! Meet the Spartans We're committed to diversity in media. The 20th Century Fox production was first written and directed by the filmmaking team of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg. Managers. PG-13 1 hr 24 min Jan 24th, 2008 Comedy From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. A spoof on The Fast and the Furious (2001) and the following F&F movies. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Meet the Spartans Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed. Meet the Spartans: Michigan State depth chart and statistics The Columbus Dispatch 12/4/2020 U.S. judge criticizes prosecutors over '60 Minutes' interview about probe into Capitol attack Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a "Yo Momma" fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. The Spartans are making up games as best they can. This horrible comedy has been brought to you by…well, everyone apparently! SONGS. See something that needs to … Search for "Meet the Spartans" on Amazon.com, Title: Was this review helpful to you? Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The blind Dilio eventually returns to Sparta to tell of Leonidas' final moments. The film was released on Blu-ray Disc and DVD on June 3, 2008, in an "Unrated Pit of Death" Edition and a PG-13/theatrical release of the film. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. List of Songs. Huh? Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo (Carmen Electra) erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Meet the Spartans. [12] Several recurring gags were criticized for being overused, such as the ambiguous sexuality of the Spartans[5] and throwing various celebrities down the Pit of Death. 28. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster. 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